Top 30 Worst Film Performances of the Decade (2000's)
There are a lot of bad films I have not seen. But I have seen a nice chunk of them. So here we go. No reasons; just pictures. I actually made a conscious decision not to add Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me. To be sure, it is a bad performance; however I actually think she does a lot more with the material (the none that there is) than any of these actors do with theirs and she was working with worse material than most on the list so I am going to slightly defend the bad performance. Slightly. Enjoy and once again feel free to join in and post your worst performances of the decade!
30. Cameron Diaz - Jenny - Gangs of New York
29. Alison Lohman - Karen - Where the Truth Lies
28. Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow/Fingerling - The Number 23
27. James Franco - Harry Osborne - Spider Man 3
26. Jensen Ackles - Tom Hanniger - My Bloody Valentine
25. Hayden Christensen - Musician - Factory Girl
Congrats Hayden for being the only actor with TWO performances on this list. What a joke of a Bob Dylan impression.
24. Britney Spears - Lucy Wagner - Crossroads
23. Paris Hilton - Paige Edwards - House of Wax
22. Gwen Stefani - Jean Harlow - The Aviator
I feel like I need to explain this one. First of all her casting was a gimmick which I do not like at all. Second, casting Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow is blasphemous. Third, she has two lines...and fucks them BOTH up. Case closed.
21. Christian Slater - Edward Carnby - Alone in the Dark
20. Ali Larter - Lisa Sheridan - Obsessed
19. Larry the Cable Guy - Deputy Larry Stadler - Witless Protection
18. Barry Pepper - Johnnie Goodboy Tyler - Battlefield Earth
17. Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian - Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
16. John Travolta - Terl - Battlefield Earth
15. Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore - The Happening
14. Tara Reid - Aline Cedrac - Alone in the Dark
13. Halle Berry - Patience Phillips/Catwoman - Catwoman
12. Travis van Winkle - Trent - Friday the 13th
11. Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious - Van Helsing
10. Scarlett Johannson - Silken Floss - The Spirit
9. Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen - Twilight
Look at that face. So funny.
8. Richard Roxburgh - Count Dracula - Van Helsing
7. Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker - Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
6. Kelly Clarkson - Kelly - From Justin to Kelly
5. Tyra Banks - Nora - Halloween: Resurrection
4. Justin Guarini - Justin - From Justin to Kelly
3. Busta Rhymes - Freddie Harris - Halloween: Resurrection
2. Ryan Starr - Stacy - Ring of Darkness
There you have it; the third of three American Idol contestants to make the list.
1. Mike Myers - Cat in the Hat - The Cat in the Hat
30. Cameron Diaz - Jenny - Gangs of New York
29. Alison Lohman - Karen - Where the Truth Lies
28. Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow/Fingerling - The Number 23
27. James Franco - Harry Osborne - Spider Man 3
26. Jensen Ackles - Tom Hanniger - My Bloody Valentine
25. Hayden Christensen - Musician - Factory Girl
Congrats Hayden for being the only actor with TWO performances on this list. What a joke of a Bob Dylan impression.
24. Britney Spears - Lucy Wagner - Crossroads
23. Paris Hilton - Paige Edwards - House of Wax
22. Gwen Stefani - Jean Harlow - The Aviator
I feel like I need to explain this one. First of all her casting was a gimmick which I do not like at all. Second, casting Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow is blasphemous. Third, she has two lines...and fucks them BOTH up. Case closed.
21. Christian Slater - Edward Carnby - Alone in the Dark
20. Ali Larter - Lisa Sheridan - Obsessed
19. Larry the Cable Guy - Deputy Larry Stadler - Witless Protection
18. Barry Pepper - Johnnie Goodboy Tyler - Battlefield Earth
17. Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian - Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
16. John Travolta - Terl - Battlefield Earth
15. Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore - The Happening
14. Tara Reid - Aline Cedrac - Alone in the Dark
13. Halle Berry - Patience Phillips/Catwoman - Catwoman
12. Travis van Winkle - Trent - Friday the 13th
11. Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious - Van Helsing
10. Scarlett Johannson - Silken Floss - The Spirit
9. Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen - Twilight
Look at that face. So funny.
8. Richard Roxburgh - Count Dracula - Van Helsing
7. Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker - Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
6. Kelly Clarkson - Kelly - From Justin to Kelly
5. Tyra Banks - Nora - Halloween: Resurrection
4. Justin Guarini - Justin - From Justin to Kelly
3. Busta Rhymes - Freddie Harris - Halloween: Resurrection
2. Ryan Starr - Stacy - Ring of Darkness
There you have it; the third of three American Idol contestants to make the list.
1. Mike Myers - Cat in the Hat - The Cat in the Hat
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